Two Men On An Island
Two men were marooned on an Island. One man pased back and forth worried and scared while the other man sat back and was sunning himself. The…
Lucky Lawyer
Two law partners, Ed and Joe, are driving through the country one evening during a vacation when their car breaks down near a farmhouse. The two men…
Four Little Animals
A teacher asked her class, “What do you want out of life?” A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, “All I want…
Baseball in Heaven?
Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, “Do you think there’s…
Fishing in The Lake
Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One guy said to his friend, “Mark this spot…
Finished or Completed
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly,…
I’m a Light Bulb
Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy “I’m gonna have the day off. I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!” He climbs up…
A Test
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the…
Social Security Application
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify…
Blood Type
A guy walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger after finishing she looks…