As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her…

They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and…

A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that aunt Sally…

Four guys are in the hospital waiting room because their wives just had babies. One of the nurses walks up to the first guy and says, “congratulations!…

“An old lady gets stopped over for speeding”… Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can…

There are a bunch of guys in a golf club locker room. A cell phone rings, a man answers it, puts it on speaker, and starts talking….

A married couple is cruising down the highway at 60 mph. The wife is driving. Her husband looks at her and says, “the marriage has been going…

An old man stood in line at the bank. When his turn came, he said, “I would like to withdraw £10.” The teller told him, “If you’re…

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed a man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. The…