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Month: November 2023
Month: November 2023
Breaking: NFL Referees Unanimously Agree to Suspend Players Kneeling During National Anthem
In a groundbreaking decision, NFL referees have unanimously voted to suspend any player who kneels during the national anthem. This move, coming amidst ongoing national conversations about…
Breaking: NFL Declines Kaepernick’s Request to Return, Suggests He Pursue Shampoo Endorsements Instead
In a move that has left many scratching their heads (and not because of dandruff), the NFL has responded to Colin Kaepernick’s plea to return to the…
Breaking: Whoopi Says She’s Ready to Ditch America If Trump Is Reelected
In what could only be described as a dramatic and politically charged declaration, Whoopi Goldberg, the celebrated co-host of “The View,” has recently ignited a firestorm of…