A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled,
“I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife.”
A voice from the back of the room called out, “You need more ammo!!!”
Bob had a habit of enjoying his evenings a bit too much, and one night was no exception. He stumbled into bed late, slipping in quietly beside…
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for something strong. He asks, “What for?” She says, “I need something to keep my husband away…
Embarrassed, his mom pulls him aside and says, “Sweetie, we don’t say that. Just say you need ‘to whisper’ if you have to go to the bathroom.”…
“I was regifted a plastic cactus figurine by a coworker. When I was going to bed, I accidentally kicked the cactus over and found a spy cam…
I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?” He replied, “You should share responsibilities with love and respect each other. Then, there…
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”…