The teacher asks Suzy where her nose is, and Suzy points to it.
Next, she asks Freddy where his ears are, and he points to them.
Then she asked little johnny where his heart is, johnny points to his behind,
The teacher said,
“No, that is not right. Let’s try again. Where is your heart?”
Again, Johnny points to his behind and explains,
“Every time my grandma comes over she give me a hug, pats my behind, and says ‘Bless your heart.’”
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