Never Underestimate a Woman

A married couple is cruising down the highway at 60 mph.
The wife is driving. Her husband looks at her and says, “the marriage has been going for thirty years, but I want a divorce.”
The wife says nothing, just keeps looking at the road, but slowly raises her speed to 65 mph.
“I don’t want you to stop me,” The husband explains,

“because I’ve had an affair with your best friend,
and she is way better in bed than you!”
Keeping calm, the wife grips the steering wheel more tightly as she slowly increases the speed to 75.
He pushes his luck. “I wanna have the house!” he shouts… Up to 80.

“And the car, too!” he adds.
85 mph. “And I’ll have all the credit cards, the bank accounts,
and the boat!” She starts steering the car towards a substantial concrete bridge.
Getting anxious, the husband asks her,

“Do you want anything??”
The wife responds in a soft, calm voice.
“No, I’ve got all I need,” she says.
“Oh, yeah? ” he asks, “so, what do you have?”
Just before they crash into the wall at 85 mph, the wife turns to him and grins. “The airbag.”..READ MORE BELOW :

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