A married couple are out one night at a dance club.There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy?
Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”
The husband says, “Looks like he’s still celebrating!”
We were driving in my family’s station wagon in the middle of the night when our tire blew. My dad didn’t stop and kept driving on the…
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened for a moment, and…
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in…
My stepdaughter, 25, is still “not ready” to leave her dad’s house. I am 7 months pregnant, and I need her room for my baby; otherwise, he…
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. An undertaker told them, “You…
Hubby: Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth.Hubby: The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep. Wife’s eyes widened, and…