Joke #1: The $800 Shower Surprise
A woman was stepping out of the shower when the doorbell rang. Her husband was about to shower, so she quickly wrapped herself in a towel and answered the door.
It was Bob, their neighbor. Without hesitation, Bob said, “I’ll give you $800 to drop the towel.”
After a brief pause, the woman figured $800 was worth it. She dropped the towel, collected the cash, and closed the door.
When she returned upstairs, her husband asked, “Who was at the door?”
“It was Bob,” she replied.
“Perfect! Did he mention the $800 he owes me?”
Moral of the story:
Always get the full story before making a decision—or you might end up caught off guard!
Joke #2: The Genie’s Office Surprise
A sales rep, an admin clerk, and their manager stumbled upon an old lamp during lunch. They rubbed it, and a genie appeared, granting each of them one wish.
The admin clerk eagerly said, “I want to be in the Bahamas, cruising on a speedboat without a care in the world!” Poof! She disappeared.
The sales rep was next: “I want to be in Hawaii, lounging on the beach with unlimited Piña Coladas!” Poof! He vanished.
Finally, the manager said, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss speak first—it might just save you from a harsh reality check.
Joke #3: The Priest, the Nun, and Psalm 129
A priest offered a nun a ride. While driving, the nun crossed her legs, showing a bit of ankle. Flustered, the priest nearly lost control of the car.
Succumbing to temptation, he placed his hand on her leg. Calmly, the nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129.”
Embarrassed, he quickly removed his hand. But temptation struck again, and once more, the nun reminded him, “Father, remember Psalm 129.”
When he got home, the priest looked up the verse: “Go forth and seek; further up, you will find glory.”
Moral of the story:
Sometimes, ignorance can make you miss opportunities—or completely misread them!
Joke #4: The Lazy Crow and the Naïve Rabbit
A crow sat in a tree doing nothing. A rabbit, inspired, asked if he could do the same.
“Go ahead,” said the crow.
The rabbit lay on the ground, enjoying his leisure. Unfortunately, a fox soon spotted him and made him lunch.
Moral of the story:
If you plan to do nothing, make sure you’re in a safe—or powerful—position first.
Joke #5: The Turkey’s Risky Shortcut
A turkey dreamed of reaching the top of a tall tree. A bull suggested eating its droppings for energy.
Oddly, the turkey followed the advice and climbed the tree successfully. But soon after, a farmer spotted it and shot it down.
Moral of the story:
Success built on shaky foundations rarely lasts.
Joke #6: The Bird, the Dung, and the Cat
A bird, freezing on its journey south, fell into a field. A cow dropped dung on it, warming and saving its life. Relieved, the bird started singing.
Sadly, a cat heard the noise, dug the bird out, and ate it.
