Hubby: Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth.Hubby: The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep. Wife’s eyes widened, and she leaned in, crossing her arms. “Excuse me, what did you just say?” Hubby, grinning like a mischievous schoolboy, looked up from his phone. “Oh, you know, the magic trick you do every night.”….
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