A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.“No, no no!” said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.
I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
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We were driving in my family’s station wagon in the middle of the night when our tire blew. My dad didn’t stop and kept driving on the…
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My stepdaughter, 25, is still “not ready” to leave her dad’s house. I am 7 months pregnant, and I need her room for my baby; otherwise, he…
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. An undertaker told them, “You…