A blonde is swimming in a river.
A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?”
She says, “I’m washing my clothes.”
The man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?”
The blonde says, “I tried that, but it was too dizzy.”
A blonde buys two horses and can’t tell them apart.
So she asks the farmer next door what she should do.
He says to cut one of their tails off.
So she does.