One day, a drunk guy decides to go ice fishing.
He gets out onto the ice and starts making a hole with his ice augur.
Suddenly he hears a booming voice say, “There’s no fish there!”
He looks around startled but doesn’t see anyone.
He packs up and staggers to another spot and starts working on a new hole.
Again he hears the booming voice, “There’s no fish there!”
He moves again and starts making a new hole and hears the voice again.
“There’s no fish there!” it booms.
He looks up nervously.
“God? Is that… you?” he asks.
“No, it’s the Ice Rink manager. Now get out you drunk fool!”
