A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better.
Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!”
The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying.
A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face.
She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”…
A man went to the doctor and said that he hadn’t been feeling very well recently. The doctor examined the man, and prescribed three kinds of pills….
LITTLE JOHNNY: Yes sir! BOSS: Johnny, i saw you arguing with the customer that has just left, I have told you before the customer is always right….
The female manager ran out to greet the two male officers as they exited their vehicle. “Please, come quickly.” She said in horror, “We’ve found a peep…
My dad has his own fairly large business, and my husband used to work for him. Since I am far from this sphere, and I don’t think…
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn while the wife preferred to read….