Where are you heading today?” the man asks.
“I’m going down to give blood.”
“How much do you get paid for giving blood?” “About $20.”
“Wow,” says the man, “I’m going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100.”
The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
“Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?”
“Sperm bank,” she says with her mouth full
The owner was delighted to help and started packing the potatoes. However, the woman stopped him and requested that each potato be wrapped individually. The man complied…
He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes. One day, he was home…
The supermarket put up bold signs advertising their prices, including one that said: Butter – $10. In response, the old lady placed a sign in her window:…
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”…
A man went to the doctor and said that he hadn’t been feeling very well recently. The doctor examined the man, and prescribed three kinds of pills….
LITTLE JOHNNY: Yes sir! BOSS: Johnny, i saw you arguing with the customer that has just left, I have told you before the customer is always right….