A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer:
“You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!”
The officer laughs and says, “Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!”
The wife replies: “He just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months!”
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner one day to grab some lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, a coffee, and a slice of apple pie. Just…
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Urinating in the shower has long prompted debate online, with shower-pee proponents claiming the act can actually help conserve water. In 2021, theMichigan Daily found substituting a…
At bedtime, I tucked my 5-year-old daughter in and asked, “What was your favorite present today?” She paused thoughtfully before replying, “Spending the day with you, mummy.”…
An elderly woman had just come back home after an evening at Church when she was startled by a burglar. She caught him red-handed, trying to make…
The Case of the Missing Car Parts An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is…