A Woman’s Reply To A Husband Eloping With Her Sister

Not every day you get to stumble upon something so funny!

Marriage can be interesting and boring, we all know that. It all depends how we make it.

Every family has its ups and downs, but in this particular one the husband decided to stop fighting for his marriage and left a shocking letter to his wife… her response is all that matters!

Not to spoil all the fun for you, here’s the letter:

Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.

These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.

Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.

You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want s*x or anything that connects us as husband & wife.

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