A mother comes home from work
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that aunt Sally…
Four men waiting in the hospital
Four guys are in the hospital waiting room because their wives just had babies. One of the nurses walks up to the first guy and says, “congratulations!…
Don’t Mess With Old Ladies
“An old lady gets stopped over for speeding”… Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can…
Funny phone call
There are a bunch of guys in a golf club locker room. A cell phone rings, a man answers it, puts it on speaker, and starts talking….
Never Underestimate a Woman
A married couple is cruising down the highway at 60 mph. The wife is driving. Her husband looks at her and says, “the marriage has been going…
I Would Like To Withdraw £10!
An old man stood in line at the bank. When his turn came, he said, “I would like to withdraw £10.” The teller told him, “If you’re…
A Pregnant Woman Saw a Man Smiling at Her on the Bus
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed a man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. The…
Funny: A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says, “Hey, what are you doing?” The…
When the grandma drives the car
Two elderly women were driving in a large car, and neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an…
Marriage rules (LOL)
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want if I want, and at what time…