Sue phones her husband at work

Sue phones her husband at work, ” Dan, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to…

Bride Wants Deadbeat Dad To Walk Her Down The Aisle, Stepfather’s Response Leaves Family In Shock

The step-father who was more of a real parent than her biological father could ever hope to be wrote about his experience in a post on Reddit:…

I’m a Light Bulb

Paddy says to Murphy “I’m gonna have the day off. I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!” He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts “I’M A…

Ohh! A Blonde Joke Again

One day she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. He didn’t know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with…

To Slow or Stop

A guy goes through a stop sign in Chester and gets caught by a policeman. Cop says, “License and registration please.” Guy says, “What for?” Cop says,…

The Tickle Me Elmo Toys

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is…

Lawyer And Two Million Money

When the CEO of a company gets arrested for embezzlement, he makes a frantic phone call to his lawyer. The lawyer meets him in the police station….

Two Men On An Island

Two men were marooned on an Island. One man pased back and forth worried and scared while the other man sat back and was sunning himself. The…

Lucky Lawyer

Two law partners, Ed and Joe, are driving through the country one evening during a vacation when their car breaks down near a farmhouse. The two men…

Four Little Animals

A teacher asked her class, “What do you want out of life?” A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, “All I want…