In a move that has left many scratching their heads (and not because of dandruff), the NFL has responded to Colin Kaepernick’s plea to return to the game with some, let’s say, “unique” career advice. Instead of donning the jersey and cleats, they’ve suggested he might be better suited for… shampoo commercials?

At a hastily arranged press conference, NFL spokesperson, Barry Hairold, took to the podium. “We’ve given Kaepernick’s request a lot of thought,” he began, brushing a luscious, shiny lock from his face. “And we believe he’d be a fantastic fit for shampoo commercials. I mean, have you seen his hair? It’s got volume, bounce, and that shine! It’s wasted under a helmet.”

The room, filled with reporters expecting a serious response, erupted in murmurs. Was the NFL really suggesting one of its former star quarterbacks swap the pigskin for a bottle of conditioner?

While Kaepernick’s skills on the field are undeniable, his hair journey has been equally noteworthy. From the close crop of his rookie year to the iconic afro that became synonymous with his activism, Kaepernick’s hair has seen its own evolution. And the NFL, it seems, has taken note.

“We’ve had several shampoo brands approach us over the years, asking if Kaepernick would be interested,” Hairold continued, flipping a PowerPoint presentation titled “Kaepernick: From Buzz Cuts to Bouncy Curls.” “We genuinely feel this could be a golden opportunity for him.”

NFL fans, never ones to rinse out their opinions, were quick to react.

Jenny from Wisconsin said, “I always thought there was something special about Kaepernick’s hair. I’d buy any shampoo he endorses!”

Meanwhile, Tom from New York was more skeptical, “Is this the NFL’s way of washing their hands off the Kaepernick situation? Seems a bit slippery to me.”

Kaepernick’s representatives, clearly taken aback by the NFL’s sudsy suggestion, were initially silent. However, a statement was later released: “While Colin appreciates the compliment to his hair, he remains focused on football. However, should any shampoo brands be interested, please contact his agent. We’re always open to adding shine to his portfolio.”

As the press conference drew to a close, Hairold unveiled one last surprise: a mock-up shampoo ad featuring Kaepernick, complete with the tagline, “For hair that takes a stand.”

“We believe this could be the start of something beautiful,” Hairold gushed. “Football, activism, and now haircare? Kaepernick could be the triple threat we never knew we needed.”