Exercise in Bed: The Surprising Benefits
One day, little Johnny asked his father, “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?” His wife, who was cooking dinner, overheard the question and decided…
I Was Sitting At A Bar Last Night
I was sitting at a bar last night and this Asian looking fella sits down next to me and takes a sip of beer. I glance over…
A Team Of Archaeologists Were Working In Jerusalem When They Found A Slab Of Rock With Five Figures Carved On It
A team of archaeologists were working in Jerusalem when they found a slab of rock with five figures carved on it. In order the figures were: A…
Silly Easter Bunny Joke
A man was driving along the highway when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit,…
Funny Joke: A Man And His Wife Go On A Date To A New Restaurant
A man and his wife go on a date to a new restaurant. They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the…
Funny Humor: Dave And The Elephant
In 1993, Dave Parker was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Kentucky State University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull…
A Newfie Was Riding His Harley Along The Trans Canada Highway
A Newfie was riding his Harley along the Trans Canada highway… … just outside of Port aux Basque when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and,…
90 Year Old George Went For His Annual Physical Examination
90 year old George went for his annual physical examination. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically….
Marriage Humor: A Woman Buys A New Corvette
A Woman Buys a New Corvette. While driving it off the lot she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up. She hits…
A Drunk Guy Decides To Go Ice Fishing
One day, a drunk guy decides to go ice fishing. He gets out onto the ice and starts making a hole with his ice augur. Suddenly he…