A woman, her husband and “the statue” – LOL

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. ‘Hurry,’ she said, ‘stand in the corner.’ She rubbed baby…

Your birth month is what you’re getting for Christmas

Your birth month is what you’re getting for Christmas Jan: An Orange Feb: A Labrador.. Mar: Cheesecake Apr: Prison sentence.. May: Engagement ring Jun: Nothing.. Jul: A…

Mrs. Perks asked her class

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little…

My Daughter Wants Me to Take Care of Her Kids After Abandoning Me

It is a great advantage to have our relatives look after our children while we are busy with our jobs, especially when they do not charge us…

The Moment That Defined What It Means to Be a Real Dad

When I met my now-wife, she had a 3-year-old daughter. Her biological dad was inconsistent in her life, and she called him by his first name when…

Confessions

My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something I must confess.” “Shhh,” I said, “There’s nothing to confess….

Your birth month is what you’re getting for Christmas

Your birth month is what you’re getting for Christmas Jan: An Orange Feb: A Labrador.. Mar: Cheesecake Apr: Prison sentence.. May: Engagement ring Jun: Nothing.. Jul: A…

I want my 19-year-old stepdaughter to babysit—my house is not a free hotel.

Creating peace in blended families can be hard, especially when unexpected problems come up. Becky, a mother of a two-year-old, asked her 19-year-old stepdaughter to help with…

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit: He asks the old biker his name. “Fred.” He replies. “Fred…

My Mother-in-Law Is Using Dirty Tricks to Make Me Leave Her Home

My husband and I are staying with my in-laws to save money. My MIL despises me and can’t wait for us to leave. Yesterday was my birthday,…