Bob had a habit of enjoying his evenings a bit too much, and one night was no exception. He stumbled into bed late, slipping in quietly beside…

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for something strong. He asks, “What for?” She says, “I need something to keep my husband away…

Embarrassed, his mom pulls him aside and says, “Sweetie, we don’t say that. Just say you need ‘to whisper’ if you have to go to the bathroom.”…

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, “I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one…

“I was regifted a plastic cactus figurine by a coworker. When I was going to bed, I accidentally kicked the cactus over and found a spy cam…

I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?” He replied, “You should share responsibilities with love and respect each other. Then, there…

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”…

Eleanor had been working in the Dead Letter Office for five years, but she’d never seen anything quite like this — an envelope addressed simply to “God”…

When was the last time you had a good chuckle? Laughing is something that all of us need, and if you aren’t getting it naturally, you should…