A man went to the Police Station
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in…
I Want My Stepdaughter, 25, Out — My House Is Not a ’’Charity Center’’
My stepdaughter, 25, is still “not ready” to leave her dad’s house. I am 7 months pregnant, and I need her room for my baby; otherwise, he…
A man refuses to bury his mother in law in The Holy Land
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. An undertaker told them, “You…
Bedroom Banter Gone Wild
Hubby: Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth.Hubby: The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep. Wife’s eyes widened, and…
Shower Surprise
Joke #1: The $800 Shower Surprise A woman was stepping out of the shower when the doorbell rang. Her husband was about to shower, so she quickly…
A cheerful housewife and repairman
A cheerful housewife was having her TV repaired, and the repairman couldn’t help but notice her warm and lively demeanor every time she entered the room. Despite…
A married couple at dance club
A married couple are out one night at a dance club.There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the…
Customer Enters ‘Express Lane’ with Too Many Items
Customer Enters ‘Express Lane’ with Too Many Items Ever been stuck behind a customer with way too many items in a shop’s express lane? A Walmart customer…
Neighborhood Secrets Revealed Over a Casual Chat!
A husband said to his wife. “The guys at the club said that our mailman has slept with every woman on our street except one…” Wife replies…