Paddy says to Murphy “I’m gonna have the day off. I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!” He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts “I’M A…

One day she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. He didn’t know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with…

A guy goes through a stop sign in Chester and gets caught by a policeman. Cop says, “License and registration please.” Guy says, “What for?” Cop says,…

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is…

When the CEO of a company gets arrested for embezzlement, he makes a frantic phone call to his lawyer. The lawyer meets him in the police station….

Two men were marooned on an Island. One man pased back and forth worried and scared while the other man sat back and was sunning himself. The…

Two law partners, Ed and Joe, are driving through the country one evening during a vacation when their car breaks down near a farmhouse. The two men…

A teacher asked her class, “What do you want out of life?” A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, “All I want…

Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, “Do you think there’s…