A guy from America asked the girl

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and…

Three blondes are in an elevator

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have…

A Woman Passes Her Daughter’s Closed Bedroom

As a woman passes her daughter’s closed bedroom door she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from inside. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a…

The Wife Asked Her Husband

After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What…

Three Women Discuss Their Husbands Over Coffee

Three women are talking about their husbands over coffee. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m giving him a blowjob!” “You…

Quality Friendship

Once upon a time there was a poor but very brave man called Ali. He worked for Ammar, a rich old merchant. One winter’s night Ammar said:…

Funny Joke ‣ Life is Mutual

“It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they…

A young blonde visiting doctor

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for…

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to…

Wife came home drunk and tries to hide it

If you’re ever feeling a bit too sure of yourself after drinking, just think back on this story! A wife goes out for the night with her…