There are a bunch of guys in a golf club locker room. A cell phone rings, a man answers it, puts it on speaker, and starts talking….

A married couple is cruising down the highway at 60 mph. The wife is driving. Her husband looks at her and says, “the marriage has been going…

An old man stood in line at the bank. When his turn came, he said, “I would like to withdraw £10.” The teller told him, “If you’re…

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed a man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. The…

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says, “Hey, what are you doing?” The…

Two elderly women were driving in a large car, and neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an…

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want if I want, and at what time…

1. It is essential that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is essential that a man makes you laugh. 3….

A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all. He drives twenty blocks away from home…