A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed a man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. The…

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says, “Hey, what are you doing?” The…

Two elderly women were driving in a large car, and neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an…

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want if I want, and at what time…

1. It is essential that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is essential that a man makes you laugh. 3….

A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all. He drives twenty blocks away from home…

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion,…

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. Cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was…

One day, a woman was out golfing when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a…