Dating Disasters Turned Comedy

JOKE OF THE DAY: A man was swiping through a dating app when he matched with someone who didn’t have a profile picture. Desperate for a change, he decided to take a chance and meet her.

He wasn’t expecting much, maybe someone a little rough around the edges, but when he arrived, he was floored. She was stunning: 5’2″, baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair, and all the right curves.
Impressed, he asked what she did for a living. “I teach Sunday school,” she said.

He’d never dated a Christian girl before, so he was intrigued. On the drive to dinner, he lit a cigarette and asked if she cared for one.

“Oh, heavens no!” she replied, “What would I tell my Sunday school children?”

Fair enough, the man thought. Some people smoke, some don’t.

At the restaurant, he ordered a steak and requested the second-most expensive bottle of wine on the menu. When the wine arrived, she declined a glass.

“You don’t drink?” the man asked, surprised.

She shook her head. “Oh, heavens no! What would I tell my Sunday school children?”

The dinner and conversation were amazing, but the man couldn’t quite figure her out. On the drive home, he passed a cheap motel and figured, why not take a chance?

“Want to get a room and fool around?” the man asked nervously.

She winked and said, “I thought you’d never ask!”

Surprised, the man laughed and teased, “Really? What are you going to tell your Sunday school children about this?”

She grinned mischievously and said, “The same thing I tell them every week.

Dating can be a minefield of awkward moments, unexpected mishaps, and unforgettable blunders. But sometimes, the worst dates make for the best laughs!

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