FIRST CHRISTMAS JOKE

3 men die on Christmas Eve, to get into heaven. St. Peter says, “You must have something on you that represents Christmas.”

he Englishman flicks on his lighter and says, “It’s a candle.” St. Peter lets him pass.

The Welsh man jingles his keys and says, “They’re sleigh bells.” St. Peter lets him pass.

The Irish man pulls out a G-string and bra. St. Peter says, “How do they represent Christmas?”

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