Funny Jokes>> My wife came in the bathroom

My wife came in the bathroom as I was getting dressed after my morning shower. I put

my underwear on and pulled them up. Then I put my pants on and pulled them up

and told her I had to park the old guy in the right spot.

Now my wife and I have been married for just a bit over 40 years but had dated for 5

years prior to that so this is nothing new for us. I carry on like this a lot and she never

comments. She just smiles and carries on pretty much ignoring me but today she

really surprised me and actually made a funny remark.

She looked at me and said, “So…that’s where handicap parking is”, and walked out.

I cracked up. True story. It happened this morning.

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