A man sued a hospital, claiming his wife lost interest in him after her eyesight was corrected. He complained she now notices his flaws, like wrinkles and a belly, which had once gone unnoticed.
The lawyer quipped, “All the hospital did was fix her vision.” Realizing the issue lay with him, the man left determined to hit the gym, learning that clear vision can reveal harsh truths—and sometimes, self-improvement is the best remedy.
Not Quite Identical Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court…
The night before my best friend, 16, vanished, she handed me $5 and said, “I owe you money. Take this bill!” It felt random, but I put…
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the…
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he wanted a…
A year ago, my Secret Santa coworker Sarah gave me a beautiful silver ring with a tiny emerald, a surprisingly thoughtful gift. We’d always been friendly, so…
There was this guy on a plane trying to get a drink. He tried to get the attention of the air stewardess, but wasn’t having much luck….