I Would Like To Withdraw £10!

An old man stood in line at the bank. When his turn came, he said, “I would like to withdraw £10.”
The teller told him, “If you’re withdrawing less than £100, please use the ATM.”
“Why?” asked the old man
As the teller returned his bank card, she told him,

“These are the bank’s rules, sir, leave if there is nothing else I can help you with,
there is a queue behind you, and the ATM is outside.”
The old man stayed silent for a few seconds,
then handed the card back to the teller and said,

“is it OK if I take out all my money?”
The teller was shocked when she checked the account balance.
Shaking her head, she leaned over and whispered,
“but sir, you have £80,000 in your account,

and the bank doesn’t have that much cash right now.
Can you make an appointment and come back tomorrow?”
The old man asked, “how much can I withdraw today?”

The teller said, “any amount up to £5000.”
“Well, better give me £5000,” The teller handed it over. Friendly and respectfully.
After putting £10 in his wallet, the old man stood up and asked the teller to put £4990 back into his account…READ MORE BELOW :

Related Posts

My wife got epic response from the pharmacist – LOL

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair…

Here’s Why You Should Never Get Up To Pee In The Middle Of The Night

What part does the pelvic floor play in your pre-bedtime and sleeping habits? Not by much, but I swear I’ll find the connection. Sleep aromatherapy I teach…

Confronting My Daughter’s Absent Father at Her School

My heart sank, and alarm bells went off in my head. When he reached out to brush her hair back, I saw red. I bolted from the…

Can you spot the problem with this picture?

The image above has left many people baffled. At first glance, it looks like a normal picture of three friends on a sunny day. However, there’s something…

My brother’s new Girlfriend

In everyday life, encounters with the creepy and disgusting can take us by surprise, compelling us to share these bizarre moments with others. Here are 12 such…

10 Thanksgiving D.i.s.a.s.t.e.r.s That Turned Family Feasts Into Total Chaos

Thanksgiving is a time to get together with loved ones, share a meal, and celebrate the good things in life.However, let’s be honest: family vacations frequently include…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *