JOKE OF THE DAY

A child asked his father,

“How were people born?”

So his father said,

“Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”

The child then went to his mother and asked her the same question, and she told him,

“We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”

The child ran back to his father and said,

“You lied to me!”

His father replied,

“No, your mom was talking about HER side of the family.”

😄😂🤣

Related Posts

The police were called to a female gym

The female manager ran out to greet the two male officers as they exited their vehicle. “Please, come quickly.” She said in horror, “We’ve found a peep…

3 Chea:ters Who Experienced Firsthand What the…

My dad has his own fairly large business, and my husband used to work for him. Since I am far from this sphere, and I don’t think…

You’re Under Arrest!

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn while the wife preferred to read….

10 People Who Did Something So Kind It Belongs in a Film

In a world where kindness often goes hidden, some people go above and beyond to make a difference. Today we have collected heartwarming stories about real acts…

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO.

This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall….

An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery.

The Englishman steals three buns, puts them into his pockets, and leaves. He tells the Irishman, “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *