Little Suzy Climb The Flag Pole

At school, when little Johnny sees little Suzy he asks her if she’ll climb the flag pole.

When she tells him “No”, he offers her $1 to climb it.

She says “Yes”.

That night she tells her mother how she made $1 today by climbing the flag pole for little Johnny.

Her mother tells her not to do it again because all little Johnny wants to do is see her underwear.

Next day the same thing happens.But when little Johnny asks her to climb it for $1 and she says “No”, he offers her $2 and she says “Yes”.

Again, she tells her mother this time how she made $2 climbing the flag pole.Her mother yells at her and tells her not to do it again because all little Johnny wants to do is see her underwear.

The next day the same thing happens.

But when little Johnny offers her $1 to climb it and she says “No”, he offers her $2 again but she still says “No”.

This time he offers her $5 and she says “Yes”.

Again, she tells her mother this time how she made $5 climbing the flag pole.

“That’s it!”

Her mother yells at her and tells her and now she’s in big trouble.

She says, “wait, mommy this time I tricked him”.

Her mother asks her how and she said,“I didn’t wear any underwear!”

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