Marriage rules (LOL)

A couple were married and, following the wedding,
the husband laid down some rules.
“I’ll be home when I want if I want, and at what time I want,” he insisted.

“And, I don’t expect any hassle from you.
Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening,

unless I tell you otherwise.
I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want.

Those are my rules,” he said. “Any comments?”
His new bride replied, “No, that’s fine with me.
But, just understand that there’ll be sex here at seven o’clock every night… whether you’re here or not.”…READ MORE BELOW :

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