A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened for a moment, and said,
“How should I know? That’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.
Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?”
And his lovely wife replies,
“I don’t have any idea who it was. It was some stupid woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.”
A young boy tells his father, “Dad, our math teacher wants to see you.” The father asks, “What happened?” The boy replies, “She asked me, ‘How much…
Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you get paid for giving blood?” “About $20.” “Wow,” says…
As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoonthe young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.“How did everything go?” her mom asked….
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told…
“Your boyfriend, then?” he continues. “No, not at all,” she says, nibbling away at his ear. “Is it your dad or your brother?” he inquires, hoping to…
We can never get tired of some good jokes. The ones below will certainly put a smile on your face. A married couple are attending a high…