Ohh! A Blonde Joke Again

One day she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. He didn’t know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with her.

“Why are we so happy?” he asked.

She said, “Honey, I have some really great news for you!”

“Great” he said, “tell me why you’re so happy about.”

She stopped, breathless from all the jumping up and down “I’m pregnant!” she gasped.

The husband was ecstatic as they had been trying for quite a while. He grabbed her, and kissed her.

“Wow, that is wonderful,” “I couldn’t be happier!”

Then she said, “Oh, honey there’s more.

“What do you mean more?”, he asked.”Well we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!”.He was amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant “How do you know that,” he asked.”It was easy,” she said.”I went to the pharmacy and bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit.””Both tests came out positive!”

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