The Wife Asked Her Husband
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What…
Three Women Discuss Their Husbands Over Coffee
Three women are talking about their husbands over coffee. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m giving him a blowjob!” “You…
Quality Friendship
Once upon a time there was a poor but very brave man called Ali. He worked for Ammar, a rich old merchant. One winter’s night Ammar said:…
Funny Joke ‣ Life is Mutual
“It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they…
A young blonde visiting doctor
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for…
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to…
Wife came home drunk and tries to hide it
If you’re ever feeling a bit too sure of yourself after drinking, just think back on this story! A wife goes out for the night with her…
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a…
The teacher was telling the kids
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine…
Two blonde girls
Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist…