An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake… He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels….
Funny Joke ; Old Woman and Three Young Men
After going through the line at a crowded mall cafeteria, The three rambunctious teenage boys found they were forced to share a table with a kindly looking…
A Newlywed Couple Returned From Their Honeymoon
As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her…
A 90 year-old man marries a beautiful 25 year-old woman..
They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and…
A mother comes home from work
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that aunt Sally…
Four men waiting in the hospital
Four guys are in the hospital waiting room because their wives just had babies. One of the nurses walks up to the first guy and says, “congratulations!…
Don’t Mess With Old Ladies
“An old lady gets stopped over for speeding”… Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can…
Funny phone call
There are a bunch of guys in a golf club locker room. A cell phone rings, a man answers it, puts it on speaker, and starts talking….
Never Underestimate a Woman
A married couple is cruising down the highway at 60 mph. The wife is driving. Her husband looks at her and says, “the marriage has been going…
I Would Like To Withdraw £10!
An old man stood in line at the bank. When his turn came, he said, “I would like to withdraw £10.” The teller told him, “If you’re…