Mother-in-law And Son-in-law

A painful situation reigns in the family. The mother-in-law is dying. The emaciated son-in-law is in constant attendance at her bedside. Before his eyes the mother-in-law is…

Dolly wanted a new living room.

Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set. Every…

Two women are walking home

Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her underclothes to wipe herself,…

Woman goes to see a doctor

Woman goes to see a doctor about her bed private problem. Doctor listens to her, nods sagely where appropriate and then tells her to undress. Woman is…

I believe this to be true.

I believe this to be true.😊 WE ARE A GENERATION THAT WILL NEVER COME BACK. A generation that walked to school and then walked back. A generation…

The teacher couldn’t believe it when the little girl said this!

A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said. A little girl raised her hand. “I…

Three guys were sitting in a biker bar.

Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around…

Clean Humor: These two elderly ladies loved playing Softball – then one went to heaven

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day….

A very sick woman on her bed

A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another…

A blonde car gets a flat tire

A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out…