SISTERS OF MERCY
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says, ‘Sisters of Mercy…
A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings
A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The girl is just hopping out so she says, “I’ll get it”. She…
A woman died and found herself standing outside
A woman died and found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him, “Oh, is this place what I really think…
Sue phones her husband at work
Sue phones her husband at work, ” Dan, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to…
Bride Wants Deadbeat Dad To Walk Her Down The Aisle, Stepfather’s Response Leaves Family In Shock
The step-father who was more of a real parent than her biological father could ever hope to be wrote about his experience in a post on Reddit:…
I’m a Light Bulb
Paddy says to Murphy “I’m gonna have the day off. I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!” He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts “I’M A…
Ohh! A Blonde Joke Again
One day she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. He didn’t know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with…
To Slow or Stop
A guy goes through a stop sign in Chester and gets caught by a policeman. Cop says, “License and registration please.” Guy says, “What for?” Cop says,…
The Tickle Me Elmo Toys
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is…
Lawyer And Two Million Money
When the CEO of a company gets arrested for embezzlement, he makes a frantic phone call to his lawyer. The lawyer meets him in the police station….