The teacher couldn’t believe it when the little girl said this!
A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said. A little girl raised her hand. “I…
Three guys were sitting in a biker bar.
Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around…
Clean Humor: These two elderly ladies loved playing Softball – then one went to heaven
Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day….
A very sick woman on her bed
A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another…
A blonde car gets a flat tire
A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out…
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?”…
Funny Jokes>> My wife came in the bathroom
My wife came in the bathroom as I was getting dressed after my morning shower. I put my underwear on and pulled them up. Then I put…
Dolly wanted a new living room.
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set. Every…
A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger.
A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her…
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big…