Don’t Mess With Old Ladies
“An old lady gets stopped over for speeding”… Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can…
Funny phone call
There are a bunch of guys in a golf club locker room. A cell phone rings, a man answers it, puts it on speaker, and starts talking….
Never Underestimate a Woman
A married couple is cruising down the highway at 60 mph. The wife is driving. Her husband looks at her and says, “the marriage has been going…
I Would Like To Withdraw £10!
An old man stood in line at the bank. When his turn came, he said, “I would like to withdraw £10.” The teller told him, “If you’re…
A Pregnant Woman Saw a Man Smiling at Her on the Bus
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed a man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. The…
Funny: A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says, “Hey, what are you doing?” The…
When the grandma drives the car
Two elderly women were driving in a large car, and neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an…
Marriage rules (LOL)
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want if I want, and at what time…
FIVE TIPS FOR A WOMAN…
1. It is essential that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is essential that a man makes you laugh. 3….
A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all.
A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all. He drives twenty blocks away from home…