A Pregnant Woman Saw a Man Smiling at Her on the Bus
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed a man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. The…
Funny: A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says, “Hey, what are you doing?” The…
When the grandma drives the car
Two elderly women were driving in a large car, and neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an…
Marriage rules (LOL)
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want if I want, and at what time…
FIVE TIPS FOR A WOMAN…
1. It is essential that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is essential that a man makes you laugh. 3….
A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all.
A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all. He drives twenty blocks away from home…
Finding The Perfect Girlfriend
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion,…
Red Lights
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. Cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was…
A woman is out golfing and finds a frog trapped in the woods
One day, a woman was out golfing when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a…
Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle
Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny’s father says, “We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got…