Silly Easter Bunny Joke

A man was driving along the highway when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road.

He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the Easter Bunny jumped in front of the car and was struck.

The basket of eggs and candy that the rabbit was carrying went flying all over the place.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit carrying the basket.

Much to his dismay, the colorful rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful, he began to cry.

A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

‘I feel terrible’, he explained, ‘I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. Children will be so disappointed. What should I do?’

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do.

She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the dead, limp rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road.

50 metres away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped down the road. 50 metres further on, he turned again, waved and hopped another 50 metres, again he waved.

The man was astonished. He couldn’t figure out what substance could be in the woman’s spray can.

He ran over to the woman and asked, ‘What is in your spray can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?’

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.

It said:

‘Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.’

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