A young Catholic couple dies in a car crash on their way to their wedding.
At the Pearly Gates, they ask St. Peter if they can get married in Heaven. St. Peter says he’ll find out and disappears.
Months later, he returns, confirming they can marry. The couple then nervously asks,“What if it doesn’t work out? Can we get a divorce?”
St. Peter slams his clipboard and yells,
“It took me three months to find a priest! Do you know how long it’ll take to find a lawyer?!”
The owner was delighted to help and started packing the potatoes. However, the woman stopped him and requested that each potato be wrapped individually. The man complied…
He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes. One day, he was home…
The supermarket put up bold signs advertising their prices, including one that said: Butter – $10. In response, the old lady placed a sign in her window:…
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”…
A man went to the doctor and said that he hadn’t been feeling very well recently. The doctor examined the man, and prescribed three kinds of pills….
LITTLE JOHNNY: Yes sir! BOSS: Johnny, i saw you arguing with the customer that has just left, I have told you before the customer is always right….