A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?”
The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen year old!”
“Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?”
She answered,
“Oh, we didn’t discuss you at all.”
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”…
A man went to the doctor and said that he hadn’t been feeling very well recently. The doctor examined the man, and prescribed three kinds of pills….
LITTLE JOHNNY: Yes sir! BOSS: Johnny, i saw you arguing with the customer that has just left, I have told you before the customer is always right….
The female manager ran out to greet the two male officers as they exited their vehicle. “Please, come quickly.” She said in horror, “We’ve found a peep…
My dad has his own fairly large business, and my husband used to work for him. Since I am far from this sphere, and I don’t think…
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn while the wife preferred to read….