A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled,
“I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife.”
A voice from the back of the room called out,
“You need more ammo!!!”
Little Johnny overheard his friends saying that adults have deep, dark secrets and can be easily manipulated. Always curious, Johnny decided to test this theory. When he…
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and…
I suddenly lost my dad when I was 10. The last gift he brought me was a singing teddy bear. I kept it, and 20 years later,…
Story 1 I’m the woman who passed a guy’s “money test.” He invited me to a cafe, and I ordered only what I could afford. When he…
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled: ”…
Ever find yourself needing a quick pick-me-up during a long day? Laughter is the perfect antidote to stress and boredom. This collection of 11 jokes is sure…