A man escapes from prison after serving 15 years and breaks into a house, looking for money and weapons. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties the woman to the bed, leans over her, kisses her neck, and then heads to the bathroom.While he’s in there, the husband nervously whispers to his wife, “That guy is an escaped convict—just look at his clothes! He’s probably been in prison for years and hasn’t been near a woman in all that time. I saw him kiss your neck. If he wants anything, don’t resist. Just go along with it, no matter how awful it seems. Be strong, honey. I love you.”…
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