My step-sister walked into my room one day and she says, “Hey, big brother… take off my shirt.” So I took off her shirt.
Then she says, “Take off my skirt…”
So I took off her skirt.
Then she says, “Take off my bra and panties…”
So I took off her bra and panties.
Then she says, “If I ever catch
you wearing my clothes again, I’m
telling mom and dad!”
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